dwarven guild

Agar
Stone Beds By: Agar

The best way for a traveling dwarf to sleep is on a bed of stone - Bodrick Rocknumber, stone bed salesman

by Agar
115xp
5 replies
3819 views
Murometz
Dwarven Pets By: Murometz

Pets mind you. Not exotic monster companions. No saddled dire-boars to be found here. No purple worm caravans.

by Murometz
460xp
21 replies
10265 views
3 HoHs
valadaar
30 Dwarven Treasures By: valadaar

A set of 30 Dwarven Treasures, for finding, or stealing.


by valadaar
295xp
12 replies
6768 views
1 HoH
Strolen
Slagger Tornfury By: Strolen

Slagger Tornfury hates elves. He doesn't just hate them, he HATES them.

by Strolen
185xp
8 replies
3623 views
Murometz
Dwarven proverbs, sayings, quotes, anecdotes and euphemisms By: Murometz

Looking for Dwarven proverbs, sayings, euphemisms, quotes, and anecdotes? We are too! Please help the fledgling Dwarven Guild in its infancy stages! Looking to make a list of 101+ with the help of our beardless brethren!

by Murometz
315xp
22 replies
27620 views
axlerowes
Beardspiders By: axlerowes

Beard grooming is a life-long process divided between two schools of thought: harsh mineral treatments or more the natural approach. The popular naturalist approach requires beard-spiders that live off lice, fleas and other small insects.

by axlerowes
225xp
19 replies
7267 views
1 HoH
axlerowes
Thirty Punchlines to Dwarven Dirty Jokes By: axlerowes

Hi Ho, Hi Ho....not included

by axlerowes
135xp
7 replies
4296 views
axlerowes
Four Forges: A simple board game played by Dwarves By: axlerowes

All dwarves in the Ven mountains are familiar with this simple game. Though elaborate and colorful game board have been craft, the game is simple enough that you could out line a board in the dirt and play with four handfuls of stones.

by axlerowes
320xp
13 replies
5282 views
5 HoHs
Scrasamax
Moradin's Piece By: Scrasamax

A gun made by the God of the Dwarves

by Scrasamax
250xp
12 replies
4558 views
1 HoH
axlerowes
The Nation of Parna By: axlerowes

Parna is a human nation in a fantasy realm. This is an outsider's description of that nation with a focus and the cultural and the ethnic groups within the nation.

by axlerowes
65xp
5 replies
4191 views
Scrasamax
Bloody-Beard Borsht By: Scrasamax

Get to it, you mealy boned maggots! That stone isn't going to cut itself!

Bloody-Beard Borsht

by Scrasamax
220xp
9 replies
8111 views
1 HoH
Murometz
Dwarven Beard Golem By: Murometz

*Sphhisshh* *Sphhissh* *Sphhissh*

by Murometz
365xp
17 replies
8527 views
5 HoHs
Murometz
Tungsten-Trousered Troubadors of Trilaxa By: Murometz

Space-Faring, Hard-Rocking, Metal-Grinding, Star-Tripping, Deathdealing, Dwarves.

by Murometz
300xp
22 replies
8142 views
3 HoHs
Scrasamax
Dwarven War Chariot By: Scrasamax

A rare sight, but one dreaded by the foes of dwarvendom.

by Scrasamax
137xp
10 replies
6952 views